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kaz-miller:

theres “hyped for this videogame” and “HYPED FOR THIS VIDEOGAME OH MY GOD SHOVE AN ENTIRE CONSOLE UP MY ASS”

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

penice:

spooky-side:

methhomework:

when you get your blanket out of the dryer

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is that gay porn

no it’s somebody after they get their blanket out of the dryer

torch-dick:

silverjolteon:

Team Aqua and Team Magma - [Grunt Battle Intros]

I seriously love Magma’s. Gosh dang I wish that was my intro for when I entered rooms.

so I got my email for the demo, but the spot with the code won’t load. kms.

shadowcow:

kingmunsterxvii:

febricant:

SHIA LEBEOUF LIVE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

The entire history of art has been leading to this monumental moment

Holy shit.

kiainakika:

My arm hurts, I’m sad, broke, and have no form of transportation

girl. ur in my bathroom.