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mydemisee:

jimfaindel:

werewolfchaos:

pagingme:

tastefullyoffensive:

[blaine gibson]

GASTON

Nobody get’s confused like Gaston

I cry for all those who do not know who this man is

Bless

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong


My list stopped at periods. Nothing below that.

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

My list stopped at periods. Nothing below that.

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

I’ve been sick for three days now and I’m just starting to get a fever. I’d like to go to a doctor but ya know, my insurance only covers me if I’m pregnant.
I’m not pregnant.

There is so much dick on my dashboard. Oh my god. 

"They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy."

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

eisuverse:

thehappysorceress:

deantrippe:

A few more shots of my little Star-Lord. Wondering if this means I’ll have to be Groot for Halloween…

The important question is: Does he dance?!??

Also, Dean, you HAVE to make all sorts of awesome mix tapes for him to listen to now.